I hope mine doesn't look like that
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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