I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
