she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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