I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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