It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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