what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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