I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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