Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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