I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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