if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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