He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
