Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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