I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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