I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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