Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
