I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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