**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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