is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
