these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have demons in me.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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