She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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