even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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