Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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