It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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