so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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