Define "chronic" masturbator.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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