I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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