I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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