Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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