i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Randomize
