I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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