Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Fuck appropriateness.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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