So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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