he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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