Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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