I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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