Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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