People in love make me want to vomit
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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