So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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