Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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