so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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