the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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