? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
