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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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(702): View more from Nevada

He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.

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(816): View more from Missouri

we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

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(435): View more from Utah

Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.

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(941): View more from Florida

Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.

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