The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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