ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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