THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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