Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
tell me about the eggs
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
