Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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