You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
