no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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