Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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