i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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