So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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